What's this day of rest shit?

The bad news: The Jesus is off of his Venezuelan League team’s roster with an injury. The good news: The Jesus hurt his calf, not his shoulder again. And even a Nats player probably can’t turn a charlie horse into a two-year injury, so we may just live to see The Jesus come again. Supposedly, the Valencia Magellan’s Navigators are expected to reactivate The Jesus in a week or two.

Though to be fair to the Nationals trainers and coaches, if anyone could turn a charlie horse into a two-year injury, it would be the Nats.